Headed to the pool today... who wants to come with me? Did I tell you about the first time I tried flow boarding? Well, sit down, I’m bout to tell you how I almost died and was so embarrassed, I wish I had. So my bf tells me I’m getting on the board. I’m dressed in a triangle bikini top and shorts... I get on the board and of course I fall! If you’ve never been flown boarding it’s basically like balancing on a skateboard with a wave, kinda like surfing but not. Anyway, I fall and the water pushes me all the way up the slope and to the top of the landing, where the water is surging and crashing. I start rolling and tumbling like a wet bodysuit in a clothes dryer. I can’t stop rolling and now I can’t breathe. I’m swallowing water with every breath I try to take. I think to myself, “This is it. You’re gonna die on top of the Flow.” Suddenly, they operator turns the water off. Even worse. You know it’s bad when they turn the water off on you. I finally quit the stop-drop-and-roll. I stand up, wiping my eyes, nose, and pushing my hair out of my face, and I hear my bf yelling from the bottom of the Flow. I look to see why he’s yelling, and he’s motioning at my bikini top. I look down and my bikini top is completely pushed to both sides. My tits are out for everyone to see. 🤦🏻♀️ I made some teenage boys very happy that day. 😂😂 Read more
