Want to see the weirdest fucking custom I've ever been commissioned to do? This dude legit paid Me to make out with My van. I'm not kidding, it was amazing. He wanted Me to rub My tits all over it and drool and make out with it. Thank fuck My neighbors didn't see because I don't know how I would have explained this one to them. So... You're... Welcome? I don't even know lol
