I celebrate Slut Christmas every 2 weeks 🥳 Allow me to introduce you to this under-appreciated holiday. Every 2 weeks, I get STD testing and every time it comes back negative, it's the gift of uninterrupted whoring, the gift that keeps on giving 😈 STDs are a totally normal part of human experience. I've had curable STDs in the past (testing helps to catch it early!) & I never want to shame people who get STDs. Even if you buy into the notion that only slutty people get STDs (not true), it's not like I judge people for having "too much" sex, sex with "too many" people, or anonymous sex. Do you boo! It is, however, nice to not have to go through treatment and a break in sex life. So heyyy, I get to celebrate Slut Christmas and my birthday in the same week this year, woot! 🤘 Read more
